Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
