so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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