Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
worst night to have a conscience
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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