I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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