your parents love me but you hate me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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