you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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