He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Your dad touched me again.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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