Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I need water and some morals
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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