After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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