I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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