? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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