you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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