i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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