I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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