covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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