Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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