I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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