i think my mom watched the whole time
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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