Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
They took my balls.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
