ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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