if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Randomize
