As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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