you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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