The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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