She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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