I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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