You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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