so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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