thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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