sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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