Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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