Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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