It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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