Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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