big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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