butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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