What a fucking waste of an outfit
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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