I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
This girl is more easily done than said...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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