i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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