We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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