Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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