I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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