I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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