if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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