New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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