Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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