she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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