The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
