I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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