Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize